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Delivery for Sirius Black
*The dog bears a reasonable resemblance to the Grim. It’s large, with a curly tail and long black fur, a mutt with some spaniel in and a stray, by the looks of things. But it’s handsome enough, well-fed and recently bathed, even. There’s a brand-new leather collar around its neck, a leash that’s tied loosely to the doorknob of the flat.
But the dog is three-legged. Recently so. It isn’t barking or thrashing; no, it’s standing quietly and very still in the hall on its three shaking paws, panting shallowly, its dark eyes bright with pain. The wound that was once its right foreleg is starting to crust over, but only barely: there’s fresh smears of blood on the door, and on the floor of the hall. As the door opens, the dog starts to whimper.
The handsome leather collar bears a brass plate, engraved only: THIEF.*
But the dog is three-legged. Recently so. It isn’t barking or thrashing; no, it’s standing quietly and very still in the hall on its three shaking paws, panting shallowly, its dark eyes bright with pain. The wound that was once its right foreleg is starting to crust over, but only barely: there’s fresh smears of blood on the door, and on the floor of the hall. As the door opens, the dog starts to whimper.
The handsome leather collar bears a brass plate, engraved only: THIEF.*
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...Right. I - we shouldn't try Apparating with it, it'd scare it to death - I could just go get him - ?
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*He tugs on the leash and the dog resists, still growling. But its leather collar twists, and the plate bearing his title catches the light. Sirius has been so caught up in the wound that the real message hasn't gotten through. He freezes, fixed by the horror of the real message. It's not just an random taunt. It's a very specific threat.*
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Sirius?
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*Sirius swallows, looking sick and furious.*
She knows about stealing Reg's jacket and papers. And she's guessed how. Look.
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Oh.
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I'll bring him in and clean up out here. Go, get Ted. We'll figure out the rest later.
*He gives the leash a hard yank, and the dog lets out a yelp and hops forward a step.*
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Looking around quickly, he starts for the nearest door to what looks like it may be an office.*
Ted - ?
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*Ted greets him warmly without looking up, as he's elbow-deep in paperwork. Still, he's fairly nonchalant about Remus walking unannounced into his very, very messy office--that sort of thing happens quite a bit around here.*
What can I do for you?
*He puts down his quill, though, and automatically spins in his chair to look at a very large and much scribbled-upon wall calendar. The month of July is illustrated by a disarmingly adorable niffler pup, and four days from today there's drawn in purple ink a large and sloppy circle representing the full moon.*
One of those things? You'd do better with a Healer obviously but I've got some Palliapaste teeth chews in case--hold on, where are they--
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No, there's a dog at the flat who's had a leg taken off, could you - ?
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I've never been, you'll have to Side-Along me--Lysandra, out on a call--come on then, let's go.
*He looks at Remus expectantly, almost impatiently holding out his arm, as Right, Ted filters in from the next room.*
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Here. Your sister-in-law having another of her little jokes, we think.
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Sorry to call you in like this, Ted, but--well, you can see for yourself.
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*As he follows Remus into the flat, Ted's face (ordinarily so open and pleasant and quick with a smile) drops into something harsh and instantly frightening. But the expression is only there for a moment: as he drops to one knee in front of the dog, hastily sliding the water bowl out of the way, it softens, his voice lowering to something fond and businesslike.*
Hello, mister, come on, then--
*The first thing he does is reach out his wand, quickly, before the poor terrified fellow can bite. The incantation is wordless, but it works instantly to numb the pain, and the change is just as instant: the dog stops pulling, stops shaking, and its hackles slowly lower. As he opens his bag, Ted tosses a low remark over his shoulder.*
I've had about enough of that vicious guttertrash--why this time?
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*He's standing a few feet back from the others with his arms folded, watching Ted work. It's not that he's not worried about the dog - he is, truly - but he's at the part of the lunar cycle where things like this get a little too interesting to him. He refuses to play into that instinct, doesn't even want to acknowledge it, and so he's got every intention of watching from a short distance. Let Ted assume he's squeamish, that's fine, but he's not comfortable getting hands-on with exposed muscle and bone and blood just now.*
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*But there's no swearword that properly encapsulates how he feels about her--bitch and whore are inaccurate, not to mention insulting to perfectly decent animals and prostitutes everywhere--so he gives up, stroking the dog's ruff with one hand even as he mutters the incantation to stop the bleeding.*
Did you get the leg?
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*Sirius looks just as angry as Ted, if not more so, and he watches him work.*
I'll kill her if I get even half a chance. Trust me on that.
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*It's barely more polite than a whatever, and significantly more polite than a you got us all into this mess. Either way, Ted's attention is now wholly on the dog. He's already unclasped the collar and set it aside, and now he probes into the wound with his wand, mending muscle and capping bone. As he works, he keeps up a steady murmur, and the dog is quiet, permissive, almost spellbound.*
Well, it'll be three legs for you, then, you'll get on all right, up we go--whoopsy-daisy--
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Is it going to be alright? The dog?
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*The black dog in question is doing his level best, now, to lick Ted's face. Ted's good-naturedly brushing him off as he packs the wound with thick bluish-white paste.*
You've got bigger problems.
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You mean the kind involving mad Death Eaters with personal vendettas? Yes, I rather think so.
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What do you suggest?
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*He's being intentionally neutral to try and counteract the acerbic note in Sirius's voice. He's not sure it'll work - he's too keyed up, Remus suspects - but he has to try. As always.*
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His voice is low, but steady.*
Well, you're going to have to kill her.
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I know that.
If we give her half a chance, next time it'll be a legless Muggle bleeding out in our hallway.
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*But that brings up a memory, a bad one--when they told him not to look at them but of course he had looked, and his father had been jointed, there was no other word for it--
A bit gruffly, he addresses the dog.*
See, you're all right. Give it a whirl.
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If not one of us.
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Not that I know. I'm in the fixing business.
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...I take it his name isn't Thief.
*The dog in question is jumping up on Ted where he's still seated on the floor.*
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*Sirius is completely thrown, and it shows.*
It just happened, Ted, I was more worried about someone calling the police or Bellatrix lying in wait for us.
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He's a nice enough sort, don't you think?
*This is addressed mostly to Remus, and to say the dog has taken to Ted is a considerable understatement. And he'd rather talk about the dog than the sister-in-law, all things considered.*
Where do you suppose he came from?
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A stray, I suppose? He certainly seems fond of you, at any rate.
*With the open wound out of sight, he steps forward at last and drops into a crouch, holding out a hand quietly for the dog to sniff.*
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Thief isn't the worst name you could give a dog. Named mine Pollux when I was a kid.
Though I'll bet Dora will want to rename him.
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I'm not about to leave him with you two. This one'd forget to feed him or try and give him gods-damned salad.
Sure no teeth chews? Speak of the devil, they did wonders for Dora when she was, you know--
*He taps his own teeth, with the hand that isn't still scratching the dog.*
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It's not like teething. But thank you anyway.
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*He picks up the collar gingerly, touching it as little as possible, and offers it to Sirius as he finally stands.*
As do Dromeda and I.
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Right.
Thank you for coming, Ted.