I'm surprised there hasn't been more outcry. But it seems everyone's too frightened--did you see that thing about Vitandus in the Prophet? It's barbaric, is what it is.

*A bit rich, from someone putting away raw meat like it's going out of style. But at least she's using the right fork.*

Have we thought about what we're going to order? They've upgraded their menus to gilt roofing tiles, apparently.

*Dismissively, she hefts the thing.*