*The man, who has a drink in each hand, takes a sip from one before turning to face Lily. He looks her up and down, pauses, and says, "Excuse me?"

It's not that James doesn't want to tell the guy off either. He does. However, it's not quite as fun as getting all fresh with Lily. But she never lets these things go, or seem to grasp that men don't usually appreciate having women stand up for them. He takes her hand, trying to pull her back towards him.*

S'alright Lily. I’ll be fine. No need to call the hospital or anything.