*Sirius snorts, and shakes his head. But she's right, she's risking a lot--he's not going to tell her, but he owes her something closer to an honest answer.*

You want the truth?

The truth is, it's complicated for us, for a lot of reasons. And telling anyone makes us both targets. So we're keeping it secret from everyone. Even James doesn't know. I don't want to tell anyone anything without--discussing it.

*And none of that's even a lie. No pronouns to give him away or anything. Feeling a bit smug, he moves on.*

And by the by, you're sidestepping the issue. You don't need a therapist, all right, what do you need?