*The wards are new but even three sheets to the wind Ted is no fool, and they make it into the house and across to the living room without serious incident--a vase is sacrificed to the cause, but that is all. Andromeda won’t be pleased, but it's nothing next to what she will think of a drunken and smelly Ted collapsing into bed with her. So in the morning she’ll find the vase shattered on the living-room floor, and her husband snoring drunkly and fully-dressed on the couch with Sirius Black--who, even in his deep stupor, looks rather cranky about the fact that Ted’s arms are tightly around him.*
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Date: 2011-03-21 12:56 am (UTC)*The wards are new but even three sheets to the wind Ted is no fool, and they make it into the house and across to the living room without serious incident--a vase is sacrificed to the cause, but that is all. Andromeda won’t be pleased, but it's nothing next to what she will think of a drunken and smelly Ted collapsing into bed with her. So in the morning she’ll find the vase shattered on the living-room floor, and her husband snoring drunkly and fully-dressed on the couch with Sirius Black--who, even in his deep stupor, looks rather cranky about the fact that Ted’s arms are tightly around him.*