Memos to: Sirius Black, Fabian Prewett, Alice Longbottom

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To: Sirius Black, Fabian Prewett, Alice Longbottom

As you know I've requested a loan of Aurors to find and process the werewolf or werewolves with links to the recent Dementor attacks and your talented names have come up. Over the next few days, your attendance will be expected at several meetings with myself and wizards from the Being division to establish a united approach and to introduce you to the resources at your disposal.

I'm sure we will all get along swimmingly.

Enclosed are my office hours; please see me at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,
Dolores Jane Umbridge
Head of the DRCMC, Being division

Comments

[treefeller.livejournal.com]

OI!

*Gideon seizes the offending memo, unfolding it and smoothing it out on his own desk. He's only halfway through when he starts laughing uproariously, crumpling the paper into a ball and tossing it back.*

Have fun, darling.

And don't drink the tea, whatever you do.

[rathercareless.livejournal.com]

*He catches it, affronted, and on the reflex of a ten-year-old, throws it back harder.*

It's bloody well not funny! Arse! Anyway why me, what'd I do?

[treefeller.livejournal.com]

*Gideon ducks, and the long-suffering memo-ball whizzes by, in the general direction of Black's desk.*

Whatever it was, it must've been bad. Tsk tsk, Fabian.

[rathercareless.livejournal.com]

*Fabian just sulks, with the ineffectual dissatisfaction of those who are angry with very little to be done about it.*

Fuck.

*Scowling, he twists around in his chair and addresses the office at large. Loudly.*

I want a cigarette, can anyone let me bum one? And teach me to smoke?