Mama this surely is a dream
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*Television boxes are strange things. Even for wizards, there's just something about them that wields a certain power. They're only happy when they're used, providing a stream of muffled laugh tracks, flashing lights and comfortable background distractions. But when they're unhappy, dead-screened and neglected, they can cast something almost oppressive around the room, making it seem emptier, quieter and distinctly uncomfortable - much more so than if it hadn't been there at all. They're particularly temperamental children; they demand interaction, input, ears and eyes.
Sure enough, like a failed father, Barty had never gotten the thing to work. As much as he loved it, cherished it, bragged about it, the tiny little muggle television, left behind by previous inhabitants, had never lit up as intended. Oh, he'd enchanted it innumerable times - but without the aid of wires the reception had never lasted for very long and usually picked up the worst sort of channels.
He sits in front of it now in cross-legged reverence, as if bowing before some fallen mentor. It lays where he pushed it, its screen-side flat to the floor, glass shards spewed up around it like fresh sick.
Clutching the cable box to his chest, Barty frowns.*
Sure enough, like a failed father, Barty had never gotten the thing to work. As much as he loved it, cherished it, bragged about it, the tiny little muggle television, left behind by previous inhabitants, had never lit up as intended. Oh, he'd enchanted it innumerable times - but without the aid of wires the reception had never lasted for very long and usually picked up the worst sort of channels.
He sits in front of it now in cross-legged reverence, as if bowing before some fallen mentor. It lays where he pushed it, its screen-side flat to the floor, glass shards spewed up around it like fresh sick.
Clutching the cable box to his chest, Barty frowns.*
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Date: 2011-05-20 09:37 am (UTC)Won't you get up out of that glass. You'll be cut at any moment.
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Date: 2011-05-20 09:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-20 09:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-07 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-07 09:00 am (UTC)Come, we'll have the carpet cleaned. There's no use in you... slicing your hands, or feet.
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Date: 2011-08-07 09:09 am (UTC)You can't clean it. That would be leaving a job half-finished.
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Date: 2011-08-07 09:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-07 09:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-07 09:52 am (UTC)Then may I?
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Date: 2011-09-03 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-04 03:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-04 03:46 am (UTC)So if you didn't come here to defend my honour, what did you come here for?
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Date: 2011-09-04 03:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-04 04:15 am (UTC)That always seemed like a dumb thing to say. Seeing. If all you really wanted to do was see me you could've just hovered outside the window and watched.
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Date: 2011-09-11 08:58 pm (UTC)To check you, then. You can't do that through a window.
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Date: 2011-09-13 01:57 am (UTC)How long does checking normally take?
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Date: 2011-09-13 02:44 am (UTC)Your mother is good. It's senseless to worry otherwise.
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Date: 2011-09-16 08:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-29 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-09-29 10:38 am (UTC)Do you believe what you say?
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Date: 2011-09-29 11:10 am (UTC)I certainly can't imagine your mother doing any of the things in the paper, if that's what you mean.
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Date: 2011-09-29 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-22 07:29 am (UTC)I don't believe you should be destroying your things in the name of someone else's cruelty.